| Quote | #0 |
| pdriver: | I like tons-per-baby as a unit of measure, though. |
| kkerschner: | Tee-hee! |
| Quote | #1 |
| pdriver: |
Why does everyone and his mother (who is also his brother,
by transitivity of cliche) have a quotes page?
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| Quote | #2 |
| pdriver: | If Trinity had a grill, I'd kick her in it |
| pdriver: | instead, she's got whine-o-saurus |
| pdriver: |
Course, she makes a perfect counterpart to our hero, Mr.
No-Emotions
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| pdriver: |
even when he's like pining and dying from emotional pain about
Trinity's death and stuff
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| pdriver: | he's still got all the expressiveness of a potato |
| pdriver: | and half the acting ability |
| dkerschner: | owned |
| pdriver: | Starring Keanu Reeves as half a potato... |
| pdriver: |
Keanu, emotionlessly: "No. Trinity. I can't go on without you."
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| Quote | #3 |
| nfischer: | Can I have my pants back? |
| jdock: | No. |
| Quote | #4 |
| reemcgill: | ack |
| reemcgill: | apple in my nose |
| reemcgill: | burns |
| reemcgill: | brb |
| Quote | #5 |
| reemcgill: | stick it in your ear |
| pdriver: | it won't reach |
| Quote | #6 |
| mbw: | Dr. Burkee... |
| mbw: | His whole ego is in his hair. |
| Quote | #7 |
| shansen: | What does Mighty Cleaving do? |
| kgehlbach: | It gives you Mighty Cleavage. |
| Quote | #8 |
| dkerschner: | I'm disappointed with lasers. |
| Quote | #9 |
| amenuge: | Self identity isn't a problem. |
| amenuge: | Not even the most politically correct grade school teacher will give
you a smiley face for that. |
| amenuge: | Great job, Johnny, self-identical for another class! |
| Quote | #10 |
| rsturdevant: | Mmm, pasty white boys. |
| Quote | #11 |
| kgelbach: | Red is the expression - |
| kgelbach: | Pink is the actuality. |
