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    <id>0</id>
    <quote>
      <speaker>
        <name>pdriver</name>
        <text>I like tons-per-baby as a unit of measure, though.</text>
      </speaker>
      <speaker>
        <name>kkerschner</name>
        <text>Tee-hee!</text>
      </speaker>
    </quote>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <id>1</id>
    <quote>
      <speaker>
        <name>pdriver</name>
        <text>
          Why does everyone and his mother (who is also his brother, 
          by transitivity of cliche) have a quotes page?
        </text>
      </speaker>
    </quote>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <id>2</id>
    <quote>
      <speaker>
        <name>pdriver</name>
        <text>If Trinity had a grill, I'd kick her in it</text>
        <text>instead, she's got whine-o-saurus</text>
        <text>
          Course, she makes a perfect counterpart to our hero, Mr.
          No-Emotions
        </text>
        <text>
          even when he's like pining and dying from emotional pain about
          Trinity's death and stuff
        </text>
        <text>he's still got all the expressiveness of a potato</text>
        <text>and half the acting ability</text>
      </speaker>
      <speaker>
        <name>dkerschner</name>
        <text>owned</text>
      </speaker>
      <speaker>
        <name>pdriver</name>
        <text>Starring Keanu Reeves as half a potato...</text>
        <text>
          Keanu, emotionlessly:  "No.  Trinity.  I can't go on without you."
        </text>
      </speaker>
    </quote>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <id>3</id>
    <speaker>
      <name>nfischer</name>
      <text>Can I have my pants back?</text>
    </speaker>
    <speaker>
      <name>jdock</name>
      <text>No.</text>
    </speaker>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <id>4</id>
    <speaker>
      <name>reemcgill</name>
      <text>ack</text>
      <text>apple in my nose</text>
      <text>burns</text>
      <text>brb</text>
    </speaker>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <id>5</id>
    <speaker>
      <name>reemcgill</name>
      <text>stick it in your ear</text>
    </speaker>
    <speaker>
      <name>pdriver</name>
      <text>it won't reach</text>
    </speaker>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <id>6</id>
    <speaker>
      <name>mbw</name>
      <text>Dr. Burkee...</text>
      <text>His whole ego is in his hair.</text>
    </speaker>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <id>7</id>
    <speaker>
      <name>shansen</name>
      <text>What does Mighty Cleaving do?</text>
    </speaker>
    <speaker>
      <name>kgehlbach</name>
      <text>It gives you Mighty Cleavage.</text>
    </speaker>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <id>8</id>
    <speaker>
      <name>dkerschner</name>
      <text>I'm disappointed with lasers.</text>
    </speaker>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <id>9</id>
    <speaker>
      <name>amenuge</name>
      <text>Self identity isn't a problem.</text>
      <text>Not even the most politically correct grade school teacher will give
            you a smiley face for that.</text>
      <text>Great job, Johnny, self-identical for another class!</text>
    </speaker>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <id>10</id>
    <speaker>
      <name>rsturdevant</name>
      <text>Mmm, pasty white boys.</text>
    </speaker>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <id>11</id>
    <speaker>
      <name>kgelbach</name>
      <text>Red is the expression - </text>
      <text>Pink is the actuality.</text>
    </speaker>
  </entry>
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